→ Every time my mother nags at me,

I’m always tempted to be like: 

But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race: 

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A cat with no legs

ohlookcat:

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mscdzy:

heykevy:

808dilly:

The zombie apocalypse has started.

Don’t trust the government or the media, just go gt a zombie survival kit, hide yo asses & be prepared for zombies! Omg, I love zombies though

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When that one kid reminds the teacher you had homework

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